I'm the Real Alex "Jailbot" Kralie

We answer to the names Yeth, Silas, and Brookhaven, and we use it/its/itself or they/them/their/theirself pronouns.



Yeah I’m feeling pretty bed I’m going to bed

Goodnight, sweet deerlings~


condommodel:

stop being cute you live far away

(via laichihikariclub)


#CLAUDE

gravekit:

kaineus:

i’m reading the ancient roman graffiti thing again 

I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here.  If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.”

i’m not crying it’s just raining on my face

y e p


#I'm tearing up because BEST BROS #cute

Should I go the fuck to bed?

I like

Have not done any of the things I was thinking about doing I’ve read TvTropes the whole fookin’ time


There is a youtube video of a man putting a deer in the trunk of his car after accidentally running it over. When a police man makes him open the trunk, it jumps right out & runs off. Yes, a young deer survived getting run over by a car! —I’m so glad

(Source: tvtropes.org)


#leandra

pummeling:

i told you to wear a cravat too where is your cravat 

(via cosmicnaut)


#cute robot band

Like

The Twins have so many factors that just add up to Perfect Characters

They’re TWINS

THEY HAVE GREEN BLOOD

THEY SPEAK IN MONOTONE

THEY KINDA HIVEMIND WITH EACH OTHER

THEY’RE DOWNRIGHT PRETTY

THEY PROBABLY HAVE ALL SORTS OF FREAKY ALIEN BIOLOGY GOING ON


#Yeth gets upset about Perfect Characters: The Blogging Experience

I just remembered how much I love The Twins and now I want to punch something because they’re too perfect

A lot of Superjail characters do this to me but ESPECIALLY THEM


#Jailbot makes me blushy #The Warden makes me roll arounds and squeal #But The Twins are that special kind of perfect where I just want to send my fist through a wall

Do you want me to play a game?

Is there a Mac Port?

Is the fucker Free?

Give me the link and I will play


Just because you started watching/mainly watch Adventure Time for being Progressive and Shit doesn’t mean you don’t laugh at it occasionally

Why are people such weird Elitist Fandom Police


My Madokashrine tag has more Cherry Trees and other Blossoming Trees than Actual Madoka Content I think


oessa:

This is the beautiful Miharu Takizakura, an ancient 1,000 year old weeping higan cherry tree situated in Miharu, Fukushima, Japan. The tree suffered damage in 2005 due to heavy snow and the locals installed wooden supports to save it.   +37° 24’ 27.89”, +140° 30’ 0.58”

(via scenefox)


#MADOKASHRINE

I talk about Mansions a lot but I could probably stand to live in a smallish and Very Unfancy house as long as I have bookspace and can bedeck my living quarters in Sheer Opulence 


Honestly, I’d trust Leandra in A LOT of situations where my judgement is impaired

She’d let me do Fun Stuff for Good Stories but keep me from doing anything dangerous I think


It is decided

Me and Claude and Leandra should get together and like

We’ll do Fun Sober Things but Leandra will also be our like

Designated watcher because we can trust her while we’re Blasted to Fucking Callisto


#drugs nya
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